Fuzzball

And my evil plot begins to unfold...

Meet the new sensation that's sweeping the nation: FUZZBALL!

Name: Fuzzball

Based On: Say what?

Creator: My mom and my dad. Well, mostly my mom.

Age: Damned if I know.

Birthplace: Deep Space

Height: About a foot.

B/W/H: Are you insulting me?

Weight: More than a breadbox but less than an outhouse.

Likes: A girl who is sane, my sisters, Suki <3, the hotdogs at Joe's Hotdog Stand.

Dislikes: Stupid people, my mom (she REALLY gets on my nerves nowadays), reality TV.

Friends: Fleabag, Wierdo, King Caesar (we stay in touch), Boogaly-Boogaly-Boo (my brother).

Rivals: Orabo (my *other* brother), that evil dude who always comes around, that Mogwai guy Wierdo totally smashed using some weird-ass ray, and I can't remember any more.

Favorite Food: The hotdogs from Joe's Hotdog Stand.

Special Weapons: Wait, what?

Weaknesses: Hey, waitaminute! Someone switched the interview form! Lemme see that! *inspects form* What's a Shin-Goji?

Background Info: Fuzzball, or Fuzzian Komoko, was born to Mr. and Mrs. Nyarlathotep, but never lived up to his parents' dream for him to destroy worlds. Instead, he went to school in Japan and later Brown University, where he obtained a major in Monstrology, the study of all monsters. He currently shares an apartment with a Gerald "Fleabag" Flebowski, the mysterious creature dubbed "Weirdo", and his fat brother Boogaly-Boogaly-Boo.